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Sunday, November 28, 2010

blind date with a tree

me and Chloe, how now has a blog at http://cmpaparazzo.blogspot.com/ , went sledding. there was this really bad spot on the hill that breaks away form the main trail. at the bottom of this trail is a big wall of snow that stops the sleds right before a bunch of trees. so this is were i do stupid thing number 1. i go to the top of the hill. then i went down the hill and ended up going towards the turn off. that's when i do stupid thing number 2. I try to turn and end up going side ways and getting snow in my face. i see the snow wall rushing towards me and i say to my self ' the wall will stop me' so i just sit on my sled and wait. then i go right through the wall of snow. that when i say to my self  ' oh ----- I'm going to run into those trees and oveosly nothing is going to stop me even if i abandon ship.' that is when i do smart thing # 1. i roll on my belly make a ball out of my self and cover my face as best i can. then with a blind date like surprise something spins me around and i face plant into a tree. then i fell my face for blood and find my face covered in it. i also fell a thing on my nose. i think it is an icicle. so i try to pull it off. then i realised it is not on my nose but in it because a "mini sickle" hanging of it got up my nose. then i bull it out and see it is not an icicle. it is a stick. then my nose stars bleeding like crazy. that is when i do smart/stupid thing # 2 and 3. i leave Chloe at the hill who didn't see me crash and run home with all the the energy i have left. so have fun sledding kids and don't let you Friends talk you into blind dates.
sincerely
the real thing.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

it's snowing it's not pouring my dad is snoring out in the woods.


yes my dad is sleeping in this. and i will to soon my sis, chloe, and ijust got back from sleding it was a short trip because we were testing the sleds and she made a mega wipe out. snow down her shirt, up her pants, in here boots, and in her ear. that is chloe on the left.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

feed my fish

you can oviasly see my fish. can you feed them for me. just put your arow on the tank and whatch as they follow it eager for food. click to drop flacks. here are there names.
blue: blue's clues
green: cutie
black: darth vader
orange: fruti pie
red: darth maul
yellow: shellie
gray twins: darker one: rain cloud/ Brighter one: snow cloud
wight: stelthey sheltyt
light blue: (since you can hardly ever see him ) jeremiah.

thats all folks
scincerly
The real thing

Friday, November 19, 2010

VANDAL PRIDE!!!

the vandals may have lost braging rights for 10 years against the broncos. but they lost there key players at home coming. so i dont want to hear it. here are some cheres to cheer you up.

who do we hate
boise state
what do we eat
bronko meat
how do we like it
raw (x3)
and this one
bronco 1 bronco all
lets all do the bronco crawl
( fall to the ground and cry that the vandals broke your leg )
bronko 2 bronko 3 lets all climb the bronko tree
( climbe an imaginary tree and yell vandals in a scared voise )
if you want the rest talk to me.
you all know the clasic
I D A H O IDAHO IDAHO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!
thats all i got.
love always
the real thing.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

This is star wars?

That is the question you will be asking your self after you finnish my book i am wrighting. it is a thing on star wars were the C.I.S. ownes the republic and becomes the empire. here is my first chapter.
the confederate uprizing

Chapter 1
The Invasion on Mygeeto:
The city of Crossta was covered in fog, ash and smoke. The clone troopers of the 501st have been fighting long and hard. The front lines of both teams have not moved for weeks. Now the republic spies are breaking through the C.I.S. front lines.
“Jake shut up before you give away our position,” barked Commander Steven.
“sorry commander” apologized a little to loud.
“did you say something” said a droid of the C.I.S.
“no” said another droid
“Jake, you better hope those aren't supers” whispered the angry commander as he looked for a thermal detonator. He found one and hit the button. The ball glowed red and the commander thew it over thee wall. They heard an explosion and the wall that hid them crumbled. Laser blasts flew every were. Jake and the other sabators managed to escape the mini battle.
“We have got to get to the cannons” said Jake
“ ' I agree' ” said a voice on the com. “ ' get there and destroy the cannons' ”
“yes sir” said Jake. The squad zigzagged through the smoked, shuffled through ankle deep ash till they were right next to the cannons. They sneaked behind the cannons and placed time bombs on the venerable areas. They ran. But the only one who was not fast enough was Jake.

When the rest of the 501st saw and heard the blast they rejoiced. But the battle raged on. The ceasing of cannon fire helped get some men on the battle field. Jedi master Kai-Audi-Mundi was a big help to every one. Though, his skill with the force and with a saber were strong, he could not stop an entire army. Some how the C.I.S. Sneaked a squad of bombers into the air. The confederate rained down on the republic.
“The battle may have been lost but not the war” said Kai-Audi-Mundi just before he died from blood loss.
pleas vote. i didn't but the vote thing on all my blogs for nothing.
siened
the real thing

Monday, November 1, 2010

the true meaning of holoween

hey for all you belivers who are all like 'haloween is evil'. well its not ok. the pumpkins are not to scare away vampires. the glow is what your childs heart will be doing when they eat the candy. the face of the jack o lantern is the face of your child after hloween. ( if you let him/her trick or treat that is ) the orange pumpkin sibbulizez the color of your childs teeth after haloween. the black cat thing, that dosent say you have bad luck it means... uhh... you... saw a black cat... I think... may be. anyway, let your kids go to hanted stuff too. its just a fun thing for them they'll love it. make it a family thing to celabrate halloween ( I need help with spelling that word ) it will realy pull you guys closer together.